Thursday, October 22, 2009
British Horse Jokes :)
1st man - We lost our horse.2nd man - Why not put an ad in the newspaper "lost and found" column?
1st man - Don't be silly. He can't read.
Stable owner - Did you find my horse well behaved?
Rider - Definitely. Every time we came to a fence he let me go over first.
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof.What do you give a sick horse?
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Terri Farley @ 5:57 PM
The one about the horse letting the rider go over the fence first--oh, man, that's a classic!!!XD
I am currently making jokes about how I'm a 'little hoarse/horse' because...well...I AM!!:)
Those are too funny Ms. Farley! hah ha.
Ok heres a classic horse riddle..
Theres a horse tied to a rope and standing next to the tree. How did the horse reach an apple that was 12 feet away if the rope was only 10 feet long?
Answer: The rope wasnt tied to the tree! lol.
Here's one that my friend wrote in my yearbook:
Where do horses sleep during their honeymoons?
hey heres another joke I heard that's not really about horses but i thought it might be funny anyway-
Q: why was the farmer so famous?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field. lol! ;)
XD That is amazing, horseygrl!
Oh! I've got one.
Q:What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A:That mean's some poor horse is walking around in it's socks!LOL!:)